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=== Anna the Housewife ===
 
=== Anna the Housewife ===
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Alter Ego: desperate housewife
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Age: 20
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Major: Interior Architecture, Historical Preservation minor
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: band geek
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Favorite Ideas: Girl-friendly, so girls, who would normally be turned off by the over-use of electronics as decorations, will actually go to the house, and maybe get a couple of the guys laid...
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Secret Agenda: To undermine every decorating decision made by the house mates, and slowly turn them away from their awful male design intuition.
  
 
=== Austin the Ephemeral Philosopher ===
 
=== Austin the Ephemeral Philosopher ===
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Alter Ego: Scoots McSoda
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Age: 19
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Major: Linguistics, Computer Science... adding more daily
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: the poser variety. He's actually just a deeply-closeted punk rocker.
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Favorite Ideas: Cup holders! The MC Escher Room.
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Secret Agenda: To move slowly the entire house to his own apartment by borrowing one piece of furniture at a time.
  
 
=== Jen the Plasma Queen ===
 
=== Jen the Plasma Queen ===
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Alter Ego: common grounds girl, taiwanese secret
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agent, Halo2 ID: cookie
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Age: 18
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Major: astrophysics.... until NEXT year... restaurant management (of food... in space!)
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: video game nerd (master of plasma grenades in Halo; beat the 100-level dungeon in FFX-2; likes shooting objects that don't move.), likes space-time dilation, dates textbooks instead of people.
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Favorite Ideas: power the house with thermonuclear fusion in the basement, ergonomically designed pod chairs with mini-liquor cabinet for video gaming maximum efficiency.
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Secret Agenda: to plasma grenade... everything.
  
 
=== Katy the Black Witch ===
 
=== Katy the Black Witch ===
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Alter Ego: Beatrix Black
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Age: 19. Will be 20 when ground is broken for house-building.
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Major: English, minoring in Marketing and tentatively in Medieval Studies.
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Pop-culture nerd: Books, movies, music. Stalker-type. Wannabe science nerd.
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Favorite Ideas: Dance floor. Turret. High-up round window with ladder. Fishtank wall. Balcony on rooftop. Pillow room.
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Secret Agenda:Infiltrating the main computer and feeding it embarassing sound bites to spit out at inopportune and annoying times. Getting free rides to the house in exchange for house cleaning.
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=== Madeline the Red Haired Rogue ===
 
=== Madeline the Red Haired Rogue ===
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Alter Ego: Silver Graylands, Jesu Greeneyes, Apelara, can't remember further back
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Age: 18
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Major: Humanities, as soon as I get around to declaring it
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: fantasy book geek, DnD geek (as soon as I find a group that stays together for more than four meetings), social geek
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Favorite Ideas: sharp things! lots of them! and a waterfall. . .
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Secret Agenda: wants to see if she can move into the house without anyone realizing she doesn't pay rent
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:40, 13 February 2016

Five Wizards will occupy the eventual product of THE NERDHAVEN PROJECT. Each wizard will possess one of the famed wizard's keys. Here are their biographies:

Sean the Blue Wizard

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Wizard's Realm: The Color blue, the Sea, Audios motherfuckers, Sadomasochistic Fairies, Serial Experiment God of the Internet.

Age: Elves don't age.

Major: Every thing.

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Old school glam geek. King of PC gaming. Technology Addict. Physics Junkie. Tinker Gnome. Gamemaster. Sleepless Goth Hunter.

NHP Position: Often abashed Dreamer. Party planner. Administer of Alcoholic concerns. DJ. Mad computer scientist.

Favorite Ideas: The Bar.(Period)(it says period over there <--) Well... mabye not period per say... To put a waterfall or pillow room into the house would be nice. Oh yeah, and outside of the house add a very dangerous swing which is the only entrance to a room... :)

Type of Indian Chief: Mohawk Shaman Chief

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Brian

Secret Agenda: To create a place for people to meet new friends and have important events of their life play out in our house.

Aaron the Red Wizard

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Age: 20

Major: Computer Science, Multimedia Design, Linguistics minor, math minor, and who knows what else I'll discover before I graduate!

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Programmer, web designer

NHP Position: Tenuous link to reality

Favorite Ideas: we HAVE to have electronically tinting windows SOMEwhere in the house!

Type of Indian Chief: Navajo Peace Chief

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Cleveland

Secret Agenda: Taking over the University...one website at a time.

Peter the Green Wizard

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Wizard's Realm: The color green, games, girls, and superior grammar.

Age: 20. Often mistaken for an errant 14 year old.

Major: Journalism and political science. Minor in business administration and dance. What a dillitante.

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: "Glam geek." "Technosexual" (The awkward cross between a metrosexual and nerd). Gamer nerd (Console, PC, Board, everyhting, you name it). Wannabe hacker/programmer nerd. Hardcore tabletop strategy game nerd. Orchestra Geek. History Geek. NHP Position: Whiner, nay-sayer and straight-man. Fasion and cologne consultant. Writer, smartass and slimy public relations representative. Chances are, the text you read on this site was written by him (the more BS, the more likely it was him).

Favorite Ideas: Walls that don't fall down. Rotating bed. Machine gun nest.

Type of Indian Chief: Apache War Chief.

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Quagmire

Secret Agenda: Wants to use the house to find nerdcore women and intentionally exclude "popular" people to pad his fragile masculine ego.


Clay the Purple Wizard

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Wizard's Realm: Purple. Including All things pertaining to eternal happiness.

Age: 19

Major: somthing in the realm of Polysci and History

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: The kind that spends more time reading about video games than playing them sadly...

NHP Position: ...only time will tell

Favorite Ideas: A Bidet

Type of Indian Chief: A pretty chill Indian Chief... but when the white people come I killem all

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Adam West (the mayor)

Secret Agenda: First you must apply for security clearance... then depending on the level you recieve you may or may not get to know pieces of my devious detailed and dynamic plot.

Super-secret Power Ranger Roomate

To be revealed when earth's defenses are least prepared!

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Anna the Housewife

nerdhaven-anna.jpg

Alter Ego: desperate housewife

Age: 20

Major: Interior Architecture, Historical Preservation minor

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: band geek

Favorite Ideas: Girl-friendly, so girls, who would normally be turned off by the over-use of electronics as decorations, will actually go to the house, and maybe get a couple of the guys laid...

Secret Agenda: To undermine every decorating decision made by the house mates, and slowly turn them away from their awful male design intuition.

Austin the Ephemeral Philosopher

nerdhaven-austin.jpg

Alter Ego: Scoots McSoda

Age: 19

Major: Linguistics, Computer Science... adding more daily

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: the poser variety. He's actually just a deeply-closeted punk rocker.

Favorite Ideas: Cup holders! The MC Escher Room.

Secret Agenda: To move slowly the entire house to his own apartment by borrowing one piece of furniture at a time.

Jen the Plasma Queen

nerdhaven-jen.jpg

Alter Ego: common grounds girl, taiwanese secret agent, Halo2 ID: cookie

Age: 18

Major: astrophysics.... until NEXT year... restaurant management (of food... in space!)

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: video game nerd (master of plasma grenades in Halo; beat the 100-level dungeon in FFX-2; likes shooting objects that don't move.), likes space-time dilation, dates textbooks instead of people.

Favorite Ideas: power the house with thermonuclear fusion in the basement, ergonomically designed pod chairs with mini-liquor cabinet for video gaming maximum efficiency.

Secret Agenda: to plasma grenade... everything.

Katy the Black Witch

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Alter Ego: Beatrix Black

Age: 19. Will be 20 when ground is broken for house-building.

Major: English, minoring in Marketing and tentatively in Medieval Studies.

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Pop-culture nerd: Books, movies, music. Stalker-type. Wannabe science nerd.

Favorite Ideas: Dance floor. Turret. High-up round window with ladder. Fishtank wall. Balcony on rooftop. Pillow room.

Secret Agenda:Infiltrating the main computer and feeding it embarassing sound bites to spit out at inopportune and annoying times. Getting free rides to the house in exchange for house cleaning.


Madeline the Red Haired Rogue

nerdhaven-madeline.jpg

Alter Ego: Silver Graylands, Jesu Greeneyes, Apelara, can't remember further back

Age: 18

Major: Humanities, as soon as I get around to declaring it

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: fantasy book geek, DnD geek (as soon as I find a group that stays together for more than four meetings), social geek

Favorite Ideas: sharp things! lots of them! and a waterfall. . .

Secret Agenda: wants to see if she can move into the house without anyone realizing she doesn't pay rent