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Secret Agenda: Taking over the University...one website at a time.
 
Secret Agenda: Taking over the University...one website at a time.
  
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== Peter the Green Wizard ==
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[[File:nerdhaven-peter.jpg|right]]
  
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Wizard's Realm: The color green, games, girls, and superior grammar.
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Age: 20. Often mistaken for an errant 14 year old.
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Major: Journalism and political science. Minor in business administration and dance. What a dillitante.
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: "Glam geek." "Technosexual" (The awkward cross between a metrosexual and nerd). Gamer nerd (Console, PC, Board, everyhting, you name it). Wannabe hacker/programmer nerd. Hardcore tabletop strategy game nerd. Orchestra Geek. History Geek.
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NHP Position: Whiner, nay-sayer and straight-man. Fasion and cologne consultant. Writer, smartass and slimy public relations representative. Chances are, the text you read on this site was written by him (the more BS, the more likely it was him).
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Favorite Ideas: Walls that don't fall down. Rotating bed. Machine gun nest.
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Type of Indian Chief: Apache War Chief.
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Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Quagmire
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Secret Agenda: Wants to use the house to find nerdcore women and intentionally exclude "popular" people to pad his fragile masculine ego.
  
== Peter the Green Wizard ==
 
  
 
== Clay the Purple Wizard ==
 
== Clay the Purple Wizard ==
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[[File:nerdhaven-clay.jpg|right]]
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Wizard's Realm: Purple. Including All things pertaining to eternal happiness.
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Age: 19
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Major: somthing in the realm of Polysci and History
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Nerd/Geek Subspecies: The kind that spends more time reading about video games than playing them sadly...
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NHP Position: ...only time will tell
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Favorite Ideas: A Bidet
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Type of Indian Chief: A pretty chill Indian Chief... but when the white people come I killem all
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Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Adam West (the mayor)
  
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Secret Agenda: First you must apply for security clearance... then depending on the level you recieve you may or may not get to know pieces of my devious detailed and dynamic plot.
  
 
== Super-secret Power Ranger Roomate ==
 
== Super-secret Power Ranger Roomate ==

Revision as of 11:35, 13 February 2016

Five Wizards will occupy the eventual product of THE NERDHAVEN PROJECT. Each wizard will possess one of the famed wizard's keys. Here are their biographies:

Sean the Blue Wizard

nerdhaven-sean.jpg

Wizard's Realm: The Color blue, the Sea, Audios motherfuckers, Sadomasochistic Fairies, Serial Experiment God of the Internet.

Age: Elves don't age.

Major: Every thing.

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Old school glam geek. King of PC gaming. Technology Addict. Physics Junkie. Tinker Gnome. Gamemaster. Sleepless Goth Hunter.

NHP Position: Often abashed Dreamer. Party planner. Administer of Alcoholic concerns. DJ. Mad computer scientist.

Favorite Ideas: The Bar.(Period)(it says period over there <--) Well... mabye not period per say... To put a waterfall or pillow room into the house would be nice. Oh yeah, and outside of the house add a very dangerous swing which is the only entrance to a room... :)

Type of Indian Chief: Mohawk Shaman Chief

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Brian

Secret Agenda: To create a place for people to meet new friends and have important events of their life play out in our house.

Aaron the Red Wizard

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Age: 20

Major: Computer Science, Multimedia Design, Linguistics minor, math minor, and who knows what else I'll discover before I graduate!

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: Programmer, web designer

NHP Position: Tenuous link to reality

Favorite Ideas: we HAVE to have electronically tinting windows SOMEwhere in the house!

Type of Indian Chief: Navajo Peace Chief

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Cleveland

Secret Agenda: Taking over the University...one website at a time.

Peter the Green Wizard

nerdhaven-peter.jpg

Wizard's Realm: The color green, games, girls, and superior grammar.

Age: 20. Often mistaken for an errant 14 year old.

Major: Journalism and political science. Minor in business administration and dance. What a dillitante.

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: "Glam geek." "Technosexual" (The awkward cross between a metrosexual and nerd). Gamer nerd (Console, PC, Board, everyhting, you name it). Wannabe hacker/programmer nerd. Hardcore tabletop strategy game nerd. Orchestra Geek. History Geek. NHP Position: Whiner, nay-sayer and straight-man. Fasion and cologne consultant. Writer, smartass and slimy public relations representative. Chances are, the text you read on this site was written by him (the more BS, the more likely it was him).

Favorite Ideas: Walls that don't fall down. Rotating bed. Machine gun nest.

Type of Indian Chief: Apache War Chief.

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Quagmire

Secret Agenda: Wants to use the house to find nerdcore women and intentionally exclude "popular" people to pad his fragile masculine ego.


Clay the Purple Wizard

nerdhaven-clay.jpg

Wizard's Realm: Purple. Including All things pertaining to eternal happiness.

Age: 19

Major: somthing in the realm of Polysci and History

Nerd/Geek Subspecies: The kind that spends more time reading about video games than playing them sadly...

NHP Position: ...only time will tell

Favorite Ideas: A Bidet

Type of Indian Chief: A pretty chill Indian Chief... but when the white people come I killem all

Best Family Guy Character Resemblance: Adam West (the mayor)

Secret Agenda: First you must apply for security clearance... then depending on the level you recieve you may or may not get to know pieces of my devious detailed and dynamic plot.

Super-secret Power Ranger Roomate

To be revealed when earth's defenses are least prepared!

THE NERDHAVEN PROJECT Groupies

Anna the Housewife

Austin the Ephemeral Philosopher

Jen the Plasma Queen

Katy the Black Witch

Madeline the Red Haired Rogue