Bet you wish this was your hot cocoa bitch

Ingredients

• Milk
• Kahlua
• Triple Sec
• Vanilla
• The very finest cocoa powder

Directions

Find your very favoritist mug and fill it most of the way with milk. Add enough vanilla so it tastes almost like yummy pudding. Microwave 'till it's too hot to touch. Add some kahlua and a bunch of cocoa powder and stir it all up. Add some more vanilla. Add a little triple sec. Adjust 'till it tastes good. Make everyone jealous because you have the best cocoa eva' mutha' fucka'.

An attempt to measure the ingredients

• 1/2 shot (1 tbsp) vanilla extract
• microwave about 4 minutes
• 1 oz (1 shot) Kahlua
• 2 tbsp cocoa powder
• 1/2 shot (1 tbsp) triple sec

This came out a little bit thick. I think I will try between 1 and 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder next time. 1 tbsp was not enough though.